English Month 2010 Opening Ceremony

Students following the ceremony with great interest

Students listening attentively to the speeches given

Teachers of SMKA Sultan Azlan Shah

Ust Arifine giving a speech on the importance of the English language 

Syakir Azizi, ELS President giving a speech

Teachers of SMKA Sultan Azlan Shah

Ust. Arifine opening English Month 2010

what will you do????

1. “You did that on purpose!”

Place: Your cousin’s wedding

Time: 2.35pm

 Characters: You and the bride-to-be

Situation: With the wedding due to start at 3pm you are talking to your cousin’s bride-tobe,
trying to calm her down because she is very nervous. She was your
girlfriend ten years ago in high school but you are over her now

Scenes: i) The bride makes you laugh and you accidentally spill your glass of red wine
all over her dress

ii) You try to clean up the dress. The bride-to-be is in tears and very angry.
She accuses you of being jealous that she is getting married to your cousin
and says that you ruined her dress on purpose

iii) After a moment, you and the bride-to-be realise that you are still madly in
love with each other. Will the wedding be cancelled?
If there are three people in the group the third character could be:
a) Your cousin
b) The mother of the bride-to-be

Just Jokes

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other," Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." "That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"

A New Beginning

All praises to ALLAH, the English Language Society (ELS) of SMKA Sultan Azlan Shah has finally managed to create a blog! Yippie!! Afterwards, the current members of ELS will be the ones who'll write new posts as I'm only told to create it, not to manage it. Nevertheless, as the one responsible for the birth of this blog, I rightfully claimed the right to write the first post. To all members of ELS, hopefully you guys'll scribble interesting posts to further intoxicate students' interest to read it. You guys have my best wishes. Peace be upon ya'll.